Stefani Ingamells claims the mere sight of them makes her feel sick and want to run. "My first reaction is always to destroy the crumpet. But then have a strong urge to run away." I'm not sure how that explains her new-found ability to sit in front of a pile of them for the camera. Hmmmmmm.
She doesn't look "terrified" to me. I don't like brussel sprouts; I find the taste awful, and when I last tried one (many years ago) I literally shuddered while eating one and it took a while to get over the vile taste. I think I need an article done to explain this to the nation. However, I do draw the line. There's a cunt who lives up the road and I can't stand him; I am not about to have a portrait done with him for the national press, though. I think his name is 'Muffin' - that's right, he's the Muffin Man. Do you know him?
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