What a totally useless programme that takes up loads of time on Channel 5. No one with any sense watches Channel 5, because it's so full of shit. I therefore concede that my inadvertent watching of it for about an hour was stupid and pointless. It happened by accident as I was trying unsuccessfully to get to sleep, and there were few options after discarding the ludicrous casino wheels spinning on the screen on two stations. Why on earth does gambling get so much fucking airtime?
Back to the "Police Interceptors". I was amazed on a number of levels. I wondered that the quality of the programme could be so awful - but that endorses the general view of Channel 5, so perhaps I should not have been amazed. So, after my views were suitably reinforced, I wondered at the content of this programme, where cops in cars piss about in Essex trying to make a difference. However, all it did was highlight how fucked-up the country is. Let's look at some examples of the incidents dealt with by the cops, and the results.
A helicopter is not the cheapest means of the police chasing and catching a criminal. Nor is it cheap for the cops to run fancy cars with all the equipment - cars like Mitsubishi Evolutions and Subaru Imprezas. A few cars plus the chopper were involved in chasing a car that was being driven suicidally - the desperate criminal had just committed armed robbery, and was driving at high speeds on both sides of the road, narrowly missing other motorists. Recklessness is not the word to describe it! He was caught: he got three-and-a-half years. For armed robbery and nearly causing multiple deaths on the road! Fucking joke.
How about another - the case of the four twats in a van. The Interceptors came across a van at a recycling point, late at night. In the van were four men of foreign origin, who were acting suspiciously. In the back of the van were about 25 bags of clothes. The van was parked next to large recycling bins that were for people to deposit bags of clothes for charities. They were all, of course, locked with high security padlocks. The men had, in the back of the van, a selection of high security padlocks and a number of picks - a set for opening padlocks. So, they'd been practising then! Records showed that some or all of them were out on bail for the offence of stealing - stealing bags of clothing from charity recycling bins! They could not explain their presence at the site, and were apparently "just resting". What did the Interceptors do? - remember, this is not just any old police unit - it's the unit that was described by the narrator as one of the most sophisticated in the world. You're ahead of me . . . . . Yes, they let them go. The four men were encouraged to put the 25 or so bags that were in the back of the van (back) into the recycling bins, and drive away. Fucking cunting pissing useless !!!
The Interceptors intercepted a black car being driven by a bloke of about 25. After pulling him over, and dragging the story out for more than ten minutes of airtime, we all learned that the driver had no licence, no insurance, and had previous convictions for similar offences, as well as a history that showed he'd been inside for 18 months. His car was seized, and he was arrested. What was the outcome? A fine of £100 and six points. I say again, £100 fine and six points. Six points on WHAT? He hasn't got a licence and has been driving around like a complete cunt. £100 fine? That's offensive to me. If you're done for speeding (with insurance and in a taxed car, and you have a valid licence) it's a £60 fine!!! So, he's saving a fortune on insurance premiums and when he's finally caught, his fine is about a month's premium. No fucking deterrent - pathetic. Plus, we're paying cops thousands of pounds to catch people, and then "mildly inconvenience them". Shoot the cunts in the foot! Lock them up. Do something useful. The system is completely fucked.
There is one more regret - that the Interceptors didn't start the night out on the road in Essex a bit earlier. If they'd done so, they may have had a chance to remove someone who causes massive offence to the nation and uses up valuable oxygen and space that another creature could benefit from. Of whom do I speak? Amy Childs. She was on before the Interceptors, and I caught the last 5 minutes of the programme - about 5 minutes too much of it. The cops should have intercepted her and locked her up for 5 years for making a noise; I cannot say speaking, as that requires basic intellect.
I will, in future, avoid blood pressure issues by completely avoiding Channel 5.
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