1 - "I'd rather be thick and cool than smart and loserish." [Jess, regarding some of the contestants on University Challenge]
2 - "After the break we'll discuss if Chelsea just weren't good enough, or whether the home side were just too good." [Adrian Chiles, regarding the Juventus v Chelsea game]
3 - "I thought the logical way to distract her was to throw a ball at her head." [Hugo, on I'm a Celebrity, talking about Helen Flanagan]
4 - "Our organisation doesnt want to leave them high and dry." [Spokesman from the Association of British Insurers, regarding flood victims possibly being left without the ability to get insurance cover, and choosing a rather inappropriate phrase]
5 - "I'm sorry I can't, mate, I'm at work." [Man in ASDA answering his mobile, pushing a half filled large trolley]
6 - "I want a big black one." [Sue - allegedly referring to a picture frame]
7 - "I don't think we doubted that we couldn't do it." [Leon Osman of Everton FC, getting rather confused after a good performance]
8 - "He was reversing the wrong way down the track." [David Coulthard with more rubbish, after Vettel had spun. He was moving the right way down the track, just facing backwards]
9 - "I found it a bit of an arse-on watching explosions in the sky." [Jess, explaining why she never really took to bonfire night]
10 - "I apologise for interrupting myself there, but there were a few technical problems." [Jon Snow]
11 - "I didn't think they were going to be as hard as I thought they were going to be. [Helen Flanagan talking complete shite in I'm A Celebrity]
12 - "I don't think neither team did enough." [Classic Alan Shearer]
13 - "Tess Daly is just too much and should be Tess Monthly - period!" [TMWSC, ref the Strictly hostess]
14 - "I'm gonna have to have a tactical bath." [Jess]
15 - "Alex has proved that he's a well seasoned chef." [Greg Wallave on Masterchef]
16 - "She sounds like a moose with flu." [Mrs MWSC ref Rosemary snoring on I'm A Celebrity]
17 - "Marcus is having a mid-wife crisis." [TMWSC ref Marus the midwife on Coronation Street]
18 - "We passed the ball great." [Steve Clark, manager of West Brom, showing an adverbial shortfall]
19 - "When one of them are missing, they struggle." [Michael Owen ref the two main Everton players, and managing to emulate Shearer with his illiteracy]
20 - "The Olympics was one of those things that excelled people's expectation." [John Bishop]
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