We all know Alan Shearer talks fluent gibberish (if that isn't an oxymoron, he certainly is). Tonight on Match of the Day, he managed a classic contribution, when talking about Thierry Henry.
"I know there was one or two question marks asked."
I really don't know where to start with this one, so I simply won't. I am sure that my skirting boards are more articulate than Alan Shearer, although they of course contain less wood.
PS: I also think I've seen more hair on a hard boiled egg - what's going on Alan? The little he has got resembles the picture in Saturday's paper, showing a guy having a tattoo to replicate hair, albeit a 'No.1'
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