Today - Fresh Chicken
Mrs MWSC has just come back from the Cunt-Op. Her mission was to purchase a chicken and some milk. This demanding task was going to provide us with something to eat in a couple of hours time. With Junior, she crossed the road (unlike the chicken, as it turned out) and managed to make a purchase.
Upon her return, she presented me with some Voltarol Pain-ese and some Deep Heat, as I sat on the sofa with a hot water bottle against my neck [long story, so I won't bore you]. She had just put the milk in the fridge. I discovered that she also bought some "Nice Chocolate Biscuits", a bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey, and Junior had managed on this expedition to acquire four litres of Sprite plus two packets of Jacob's Club. Not a chicken in sight!
Two Weeks Ago - Frozen Chicken
TMWSC: "I've taken a chicken out."
Mrs MWSC: "Why? What did it do to you?"
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