15.12.14 News In The Last Week

Cilla

It seems Cilla Black is struggling with afflictions.  Aside from her arthritis, she is apparently now totally deaf, and I consider this an affront.  There is no fairness when her mouth is still going strong, and we are not deaf!  She is thus free to inflict noise upon us with no sense of responsibility, and without having to hear it herself.

Brand

Russell Brand has been confirmed as an unfunny hypocrite and a prize-winning fucktard.

Priest

For once there's been a story about a priest and children which does not involve 'interference' in the usual way.  This time, we have learned of an event which has left youngsters upset at the hands of Father Dennis Higgins.  He told the kids that Santa did not exist during a mass attended not just by eleven-year-olds from the St Thomas More Catholic School, but seven-year-olds from St Anne's Catholic Primary School.  The poor children were fucked up enough already, after being told of the existence of a God who demands their presence at masses and is the only God they should believe in.
Further information available in the news report highlighted yet further concerns, after I read that the head master comforted the youngsters by saying he had spoken to Father Christmas.  He relayed news that Father Christmas was sorry to hear about the confusion and that he promised he would arrange for his elves to write to each of them, and reassure them that he would definitely be coming to visit them this Christmas.

This is a form of abuse that will leave the kids fucked up.  A priest in his eighties tells kids the truth, while himself believing in a most dubious dollop of religious nonsense.  Then the head master lies to them with some mumbo-jumbo that will come back to haunt him when the kids later lie about dogs eating their homework.  Talk about a fuck up.

Religious Inflation

If you thought that inflation was quite low, then think again.  Costs have soared threefold since 1992, based on news this week.  Twenty-two years ago, chartered accountant David Barras stole £10,000 from the Citizens Advice Bureau, and was jailed for a year.  A church council in Bradford gave him a second chance, mostly based on Barras having 'found God'.  It turns out that £30,000 has gone missing from church funds, and he was prosecuted. His penalty this time around was a two-year sentence, with a victim surcharge of £100.  No sign of the thirty grand, though!  What a fiasco, and poor judgement by the church.

Lily Allen

Yet again, this undesirable woman has made herself even less desirable or likeable after her unnecessary moaning.  Her Twitter obsession appears to be just as severe as that of Rio Ferdinand, and the pair seem to conduct their lives via the tweets that followers endure.  Sadly, despite NOT following either of them, I cannot escape the vacuous shite that's digitally thrown as food for the masses because the media then decide to follow every move, fart and tweet, making sure the shite is smeared MY way anyway!  Her latest instance of nuisance relates to Fleur's song on last Saturday's X-Factor.  We learn now that Simon has this week been speaking to Lily about being a judge on his show, and is now pleased that he said 'no'.

Whatever the truth behind the various claims on the song and on Lily potentially being a judge, I am VERY pleased to learn that this awful woman has almost certainly burned her bridges with Simon Cowell.  Let's hope that there's no reconciliation at all, or a few millions people would have to suffer Lily Allen on next year's X-Factor.  Now That's What I Call Scary!  Simon, please can you try rather harder to find a decent replacement for Scary Spice after her woeful inclusion this year.  As for the other two vacant spots previously kept warm by Louis Walsh and Cheryl ForNando's-SearchChicken please consider Harry Hill and Katie Melua.

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