Saturday 31 August 2013

31.8.13 X-Factor Returns




The cliches have returned, along with the horrendous and gruesome Sharon Osbourne, the slow-talking Gary Barlow (Thomas The Tank) plus  Louis Walsh (like a pointless uncle at a wedding) who is on series 10, and Nicole.

Dermot O'Dreary introduced some shit to us, and I was bored rather too quickly.  I don't think there's any merit in bothering to post anything until we get to the latter stages of the audition process.  The start of X-Factor has coincided with the first Christmas decorations going up, and that suggests it will be a long haul to the end of this series, and to Christmas.  Having to listen to Sharon for 15 weeks is likely to cause me serious mental health issues.



This deranged woman is a match for many of the deranged entrants.  Still, if you have alcohol in your cup while supposedly 'judging' people, then that's going to cause some issues.  Whether the people trying to get somewhere are good or awful, it's rather disrespectful to fall well short of doing your job - for which you're overpaid by a serious amount.  What do you know, Sharon, about anything ?????

TTT Barlow has developed an annoying habit of saying "This is where we're at" and obviously wants to be a panelist on Dragons' Den.  Seeing as he's got rather more money than Kelly Hoppen (allegedly worth just £160,000) then he's got rather better credentials for being on that show!

Louis seemed to know when the camera was on him, as he managed a little cock-of-the-head whenever he was on show.  I so hope Emeli Sande is not the standard choice of singer-to-copy for these auditions.  It was, once upon a time, Robbie Williams ('Angels') and then Adele.  Lack of imagination is a sin.

Euphoria Girls - worth a slap around the head (x5) with a saucepan.  Nicole, they were NOT cute!  TTT said they were like something that arrived at a children's birthday party.  Louis was a tit/cunt! He said 'yes'. ET said 'yes'. Nicole said 'yes'.  Poor judging.  The woman at the end of the programme was sound.

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