1 - "She is not a woman with a mouth, but a mouth with a woman." [Pi, reference Sian Lloyd]
2 - "I don't think I could live without a handbrake." [Jess, to TMWSC ref new cars that don't have one]
3 - "It was a fragment of my imagination." [Julie]
4 - "Aly's food is better than pork pie." [Pi, less than impressed with a pork pie, rather than 'complementing' Aly]
5 - "Fucking sticks!" [Pi, dispensing with chopsticks after five seconds]
6 - "It's what they do." [Liam, to a confused (and Luddite) TMWSC who had announced with surprise, "It's finished!" after the computer had completed its inaugural burning of a disc]
7 - "I have a cock in my throat." [A non-English national who mispronounced 'cough']
8 - "What's that big roll of cotton wool for?" [Old lady in Tesco, whose companion said: "No, dear, it's a duvet]
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