1 - "You'll have to excuse me, I'm breaking in a new paper boy." [Norris on Coronation Street]
2 - "There's one bowl of strawberry yoghurt left and I've hidden it behind a Chinese Cabbage, otherwise you won't get any." [Mrs MWSC]
3 - "Counting." [The answer from a contestant on National Lottery: Break The Safe when Nick Knowles asked her what method she used to judge thirty seconds]
4 - "In this pantheon of the best matches of all time, that one won't feature." [Adrian Chiles talking shite]
5 - "That's a whole other big chunk of money." [Nick Knowles talking gibberish]
6 - "I think maybe two minutes." [Pi, volunteering a comment in a matter-of-fact manner about the probable life of a butterfly loitering on the window sill, clearly injured]
7 - "It was Charlie Adam with that educated left foot finish." [John Motson being a dick]
8 - "The important thing is not to let the race bubble on ahead of them." [Sports commentator regarding the rowing]
9 - "I think there's blood in the water here." [The same commentator getting slightly carried away!]
10 - "Eight inch if possible, but ten inch I'll accept." [Jess, talking about . . . . . pizzas]
11 - "It's all neck and neck, and even stevens." [Nick Knowles, again, talking rubbish]
12 - "They certainly turned up when it mattered." [Manish Basin regarding Yeovil Town players scoring, rather than actually 'turning up']
13 - "It's a bit of a bumpy ride into the weekend." [Usual shit from weather forecaster]
14 - "Every day more photos are taken with the iphone." [A rather pointless statement when you analyse it]
15 - "They'll be expecting him to work those gulleys." [Andy Townsend talking crap about non-existent 'gulleys']
16 - "That thing with Jeremy Clarkson?" [Jess, after Liam asked, "Have you ever seen Top Gun?"]
17 - "The penalty was a penalty, everybody saw that." [Paul Lambert]
18 - "He missed two huge moments. How can you miss that magnitude of a decision? It is beyond me." [Paul Lambert, again]
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