What a pointless programme that dumbs down television to the point where I could easily throw a Paddy. There ought (for once) to be a competition: The best place to throw a Paddy is:
A: In the living room
B: In public
C: Down a hole
D: Over a cliff
Dennis Waterman
Idiot, nob, thug, bully, indefensible, pointless, has-been.
Halifucks
The Halifax adverts are nauseating; stop fuckin' singing !!! Argggghhhhhhhhh !!!
Stephen MerchantYou may be clever and a talented writer, but the Barclays Bank adverts are horrendous. Stop it, please!
The stupid offhand, smarmy style with which you deliver the annoying commentary and information is awful; you have sold yourself, and have made people want to smack you in the face with a radiator.
Meerkats
Enough's enough - I am pissed off now with these little cunts. Okay, novelty factor at the beginning, and amusement. Now, though, the 'Compare The Market' adverts are a right pain.
Personal Injury Firms
They should be banned from advertising! Enough, please, of the touting for work, preying on people's misfortunes, and racking up legal costs. These companies are leaches, vultures and cunts. Everyone's insurance costs more because of the circular rip-off arrangement.
Jane Horrocks
The voice that grates and pisses off with every airing. Tesco - get rid of her. That would help a fuck more than a 'little' and save my blood pressure. Surely she can be found gainful employment reading stories about goblins and fairies to two-year-olds!
Bingo Websites
Dotty Bingo, Posh Bingo, Foxy Bingo, Wink Bingo, Gala Bingo. How many does a country need? What about Cunt Bingo then? If every cunt is playing the poxy (sorry, Foxy) game, surely there's room for Cunt Bingo to take people's money and remind them of the gambleaware website in case they are thinking of losing their homes. Bollox Bingo, for those who've got balls, and Cunt Bingo for those who haven't; sorted.
[ http://www.grumbleaware.co.uk/ ]
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