11.4.12 Hot Right Now

Travelling on Monday, I listened to the car radio in a state of wonderment and shock.  I was dismayed at the complete shit that passes for entertainment.  The noise that emanated from the radio was dire; the music was shit and the 'lyrics' (apologies, while I question my own sanity after using this word to describe the utter drivel that accompanied the so-called music).  Some efforts were better than others, but I thought I'd share with you one example of complete bollocks, going under the title of 'Hot Right Now'.  Just have a read and see what you think of the amazing insights this 'song' offers the human race, and marvel at the complexity of the language, the power of the message and the benefit to humankind brought to us by DJ Fresh, featuring (because there's always some fucking 'featuring' farce) Rita Ora.  This is pure gold - fools' gold.

Shit Right Now

got your hands up
cos you think you've got it going crazy
we're not even started
eh oh eh oh eh eh, eh oh eh oh oh oooh
it's so funny that you think you're winning
cos somebody told you who was spinning
eh oh eh oh eh eh, eh oh eh oh eh eh
you know you're only in it cos it's hot right now
hot right now turn it up right now
put your hands in the air if you want it right now
eh oh eh oh hot right now
you know you're only in it cos it's hot right now
hot right now turn it up right now
put your hands in the air if you want it right now
eh oh eh oh hot right now
(throw your hands up ...)
you got the latest place
it's on your radar by the time you show your face
it's over eh oh eh oh eh eh, eh oh eh oh oooh

you got the magic numbers on your speed dial
and you're too busy dropping names, but me one
you know you're only in it cos it's hot right now
hot right now turn it up right now
put your hands in the air if you want it right now
eh oh eh oh hot right now
you know you're only in it cos it's hot right now
hot right now turn it up right now
put your hands in the air if you want it right now
eh oh eh oh hot right now
I'm let me see the club get hotter, hotter
I wanna see your hands up higher higher
I don't need close shouts oh oh oh oh
can i get a woah!
I'm let me see the club get hotter, hotter
I wanna see your hands up higher higher
I don't need close shouts oh oh oh oh
can i get a woah!

you know you're only in it cos it's hot right now
hot right now turn it up right now
put your hands in the air if you want it right now
eh oh eh oh hot right now
you know you're only in it cos it's hot right now
hot right now turn it up right now
put your hands in the air if you want it right now
eh oh eh oh hot right now
(throw your hands up ...)
cos it's hot right now

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