22.4.12 Pathetic Police

Rebecca Jones told police which way to go to follow a gang of thieves, she was surprised at the outcome.  The thieves were making a getaway on quad bikes, after stealing her kayak worth £700.  Apparently the chase was abandoned because none of the gang was wearing a crash helmet, and they were all driving erratically!  Fucking hell; when will this country stopping cunting around and when will people paid good money to do their jobs actually do them? 

Calling all thieves - I suggest that in future, you ride quad bikes and motorcyles to get away from police, and they'll all pull over and let you make good your escapes, especially if your behaviour is erratic.

A South Yorkshire Police spokesman said: "Officers were instructed not to begin a pursuit.  An area search was conducted and all lines of inquiry were explored, unfortunately without gain."

This translates to the following, just to be clear: "Some twat in charge told the coppers on the ground not to bother chasing the thieves because, well, what the fuck.  The insurers should pay, and if the victim had no insurance, that's her lookout.  If one of the fleeing thieves has hurt himself while we were chasing, we'd be sued or something, so it was better to sit back and chew on a hot dog.  Having let the thieves all get away because we are useless fuckers with no backbone, we asked around a bit, but this got us nowhere.  Ah well, never mind."

This country is so fucking screwed up, it's almost unbelievable.  Still, there's always the good news; there is never a shortage of traffic cops to try and give you three points and fine the fuck out of you for doing 85mph on a 70mph dual carriageway, pointing a camera out of a darkened side window on a van parked on a bridge.

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