2.2.20 Caprice

Dancing On Ice is certainly the means for Philip Schofield to earn a pretty penny, what with the inflated salary, and the relentless advertising of We Buy Any Car, his association with which will be adding handsomely to his bank balance.  One day he'll actually have to earn a living rather than simply go through the motions, while staring at the autocue.

This week, Caprice Bourret exited the show.  I was already under the impression that she is a spoilt, over indulged person who craves attention.  Worth an estimated $30million, I wondered how she would take to the ice, and not very well has been the outcome.  Citing grievances with her partner, she managed to get him (Hamish) ousted and a new bloke came in.  One week later, he's obviously no good either, as she decides to quit.  She should be sued by ITV for fucking off.  I am sure details of the issues will become known in due course, but I suspect rather strongly that none will exonerate her from being a spoilt brat.  That's hardly a surprise though:

Capricious Adjective  Given to sudden and unaccountable changes of mood or behaviour

Caprice Proper Noun  Woman on DOI who has demonstrated she is capricious

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This programme should never have been resurrected.  The voice-over man managed to refer to Aitch as Haitch.  It's a sad day when your name is a single letter, and some cunt cannot even pronounce it.

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