Wednesday 19 February 2014

19.2.14 Was It Worth It?

BAFTAs



Lily Allen: "It took me about 4 hours to get ready; do I look all right?"
Mail Online: "It was worth the wait."
TMWSC: "Er, nope!  Where was the four hours invested, exactly?"


BRITs



Things got no better the following week at the BRITs.  What's hard to fathom, though, is how she manages to win awards for "style".  Baffling.

She was not alone in TMWSC 'Dire Straits' Awards, as Jessie J managed to look absolutely awful with absolute ease.




Why on earth she thought this looked any good is beyond me, and the freakish make-up makes it all the worse.  Perhaps someone should have a word in the ear of Julien Macdonald, and advise him that these wispy dresses he keeps designing are shit.



No, no, no!  Simply fucking awful.  Should have stayed at home rather than arrive like this, luv.




The Pillock Prize for prize pillock goes to James Corden, who is simply not qualified to host this event.




Most definitely NOT worth it - Pharrell Williams and wife.  "Happy Clappy Crappy"

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