1st Place - "They set out; they achieved to be in that top four." [Alan Shearer]
2nd Place - "What's the definition of 'foraged'? Is it that some cunt's collected it in a wicker basket?" [TMWSC, watching Great British Menu]
3rd Place - "I feel I have to wear heels because I need to be a bit more grown up now that I'm going to university." [Debbie]
4th Place - "She's got a face like a rhombus." [TMWSC]
5th Place - "Have you got a killer allergy you don't know about?" [ Daily Mail}
6th Place - "The trouble with wellies is that they never actually fit properly - unless you're three yoears old." [TMWSC]
7th Place - "Still a muggy sticky old feel." [Sian Lloyd, on weather forecast]
8th Place - "Let's get the boys on the baize; when he's good he's on fire - it's Steven Maguire." [Compere at the World Snooker Championships]
9th Place - "She looks like a turn in a vacuum pack." [TMWSC, ref a woman pulling a face on Come Dine With Me]
10th Place - "Look what I put my hair through - Mondays it's straight, Wednesdays it's curly." [Liv Tyler, in a pained and pathetic voice on a Pantene advert, whining that she's got it so fucking tough]
11th Place - "I think visitors will find that there is plenty to see." [Gallery Director, Ralph Rugoff, commenting on the display that includes invisible paintings - some with invisible ink and some which were just blank paper in a frame]
12th Place - Great British Menu Selection
(a) "It looks aesthetic on the eye."
(b) "Little tiny baby strawberries." [Small then, eh?]
(c) "If it fails we could end up with a disaster." [Fucking obvious]
(d) "Very tailor-maid and quite unique." [A bit different then, eh?]
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