7.3.12 Santander

Is anyone else in despair at the awful TV advert that's just started being shown, for the '123 Account' from Santander?  What a nauseating, repetitive load of shit - the TV equivalent of a rash.  Here's the word for word detail.

"You talk, you save, you walk, you save, you play, you weigh, you save, you throw, you save, you mow, you sow, you save, you write, invite, you sit, you hit, you do your bit, you save.  You laugh, you save, bath, you save, you cry, you don't know why, you save.  You sneeze, you scratch, you snatch, you catch, you chew, you save, boo! you save, you muddle, you cuddle, you woo, you save, you dial, you smile, you peep, you sleep, you save.

Save when you spend, with cashback on your household bills and save when you don't with interest on your balance.  The new Santander 123 current account, the current account that gives you cashback and interest in one, for just £2 a month."

 It sounds so much better changing 'you save' to 'you cunt' - try it.

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