1st Place - "I just get behind her and give her everything I've got." [Daniel Whiston, on Dancing On Ice, talking about Jennifer Ellison]
2nd Place - "It looks like a snatch that's gone punk." [TMWSC, ref Kevin Prince-Boateng's haircut]
3rd Place - "He makes bread sound like liquid." [Liam, regarding Harvey's eating of a sandwich in the noisiest way possible]
4th Place - "She's a victim of her own flexibility." [Rosemary Conley, regarding Jennifer Ellison, who cut her head with her own ice skate]
5th Place - "Dead people will be kept on artificial ventilators." [Channel 5 news reporter]
6th Place - "You're not going to grow your beard till it's touching your food, are you?" [Jess, to TMWSC]
7th Place - "He really is a Mr Muscles; I bet he could clear out a few drains." [Tony Gubba, regarding Sebastien on Dancing On Ice]
8th Place - "I know there was one or two question marks asked." [Alan Shearer]
9th Place - "At least he skates better than George drives." [Tony Gubba, referring to Sam who was dressed as George Michael, on Dancing On Ice]
10th Place - "You wouldn't see me wearing camouflage." [TMWSC]
11th Place - "I can sell shit to the arabs." [Quote from a doorman who was boasting about his skills on the Channel 4 programme Bouncers]
12th Place - "He looks like he's just come out of a pond." [TMWSC ref David Moyes looking rather goggle-eyed in an interview on Match of the Day]
13th Place - "Ligging is lazy lurking." [Mrs MWSC, explaining the difference to TMWSC]
14th Place - "Help! Help! Post Office vehicle under attack; please call the police." [Alert sounding from a van parked next to the post office, with the driver sitting in the front seat on a mobile - no one was paying any heed to the very loud alert/alarm at all]
15th Place - "There are just too many post mortems - I think it's overkill." [TMWSC]
16th Place - "It fell to her former ex-husband, Bobby Brown, to . . . . . . " [TV Newscaster]
17th Place - "I can't say his name, but I don't give a shit! Get innnnn." [Jess, by text, ref Jutkiewicz scoring for Boro against Sunderland]
18th Place - "Once the thought's in your head, you're not eating with confidence, are you? [TMWSC, ref the problem with carrying on with the cooking of a chicken that smells a bit suspect, and why it's necessary to chuck it]
19th Place - "Can I interest you in any of our eggs; two for a pound? [Shell petrol station worker trying to upsell on autopilot to TMWSC]
20th Place - "All right then, okay then, right-o then." [Said in one burst by a woman on a mobile phone in the street]
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