The following all have one thing in common; they play an unnecessary part in our lives and we could well do without them. How many to you agree with?
1 - Rihanna
2 - Meerkats in adverts
3 - Gratuitous singing in Halifax adverts
4 - Justin Bieber
5 - Katie Price
6 - Tamara Ecclestone
7 - Miley Cyrus
8 - Roulette on TV
9 - Tony Blair
10 - Rickets
11 - Religion
12 - Excessive delays in traffic light sequencing
13 - Traffic lights on roundabouts outside of rush hour
14 - Referring to Andy Murray as "Muzza"
15 - Bruce Forsythe as well as all his lame attempts at being funny
16 - Helen Flanagan
17 - Churchill adverts and the nodding Dawn French
18 - Kevin Bacon
19 - The obsession with paying for sofas over 4 years
20 - Terms & Conditions
21 - The Co-operative
22 - Forced self service by supermarkets
23 - The people who point out 'Space Here' in supermarkets
24 - The question: "Do you need any bags?"
25 - The rationing of bags
26 - Recommended Retail Prices (which are in fact meaningless)
27 - Gordon Brown
28 - Betting shops
29 - Sharon Osbourne
30 - Dawn French
31 - The word 'wantaway'
32 - The Go Compare Bloke
33 - Robert Mugabe
34 - Helmets on display on the parcel shelf of cars
35 - The stupidly high usage of high visibility vests/coats
36 - John Terry
37 - Luis Suarez
38 - Chewing gum
39 - Brussels sprouts
40 - The awful non-word 'chillax'
41 - Extreme anything
42 - 'I Love My Country' on BBC1
43 - Automated call handling systems
44 - Wonga
45 - Twerking
46 - Twin towns
47 - Scratchcards
48 - Horrible tasting 'No Added Sugar' varieties of drink
49 - Boots (the shop)
50 - About 50% of all politicians
51 - £50 notes, as no fucker accepts them
52 - The word / colour 'mauve'.
53 - Anything maroon
54 - Maroon 5 (in case you didn't get the message in No.53)
55 - Hoodies
56 - Use of "Great British" in the names of TV programmes
57 - The BBC's obsession with creating a game show linked to the National Lottery draw
58 - The ludicrous number of charities now 'competing' with each other for our money
59 - Upselling
60 - Banks forcing contactless cards on us
61 - People eating in the cinema
62 - Wind turbines
63 - Benefits cheats
64 - Junk mail
65 - Use of "Math" instead of "Maths"
66 - Julian Assange
67 - Bingo
68 - Misuse of the apostrophe
69 - Unnecessary/excessive packaging
70 - Toenails that don't know which way to grow
71 - Wasps
72 - European Human Rights legislation used for ludicrous reasons by criminals
73 - Gangrene and gout
74 - Cricket
75 - Loose Women
76 - Trombones
77 - WAGs who simply want to be WAGs
78 - Vince Cable
79 - The Channel 4 obsession with Gypsies, whether Big, Fat or Anything
80 - Nicki Minaj
81 - Beyonce
82 - Taylor Swift's bleating, relationship hang-ups and generally bitchiness
83 - The annoying marketing of Plug-in air fresheners
84 - The pointless egg compartments in fridges
85 - Christmas decorations before November
86 - Tacky stretch limousines and Hummers
87 - Sports Direct
88 - Obesity
89 - Bianca Gascoigne
90 - The term "trending"
91 - John Prescott
92 - People who unjustifiably class themselves as 'presenters' or 'models'
93 - Mispronunciation of "Fifth" (Fith) "Sixth" (Sikth) and "Twelfth" (Twelth)
94 - Artificially chirpy weather forecasters
95 - Ed Miliband
96 - Cuntish judges who give pathetically low sentences to offenders
97 - Ponies that can't even do one trick
98 - Nick Clegg
99 - Prices ending in 99p
100 - Rihanna, again
...
No comments:
Post a Comment