1st Place - "The whole panel are virgins." [Ref Homerton-Cambridge, on University Challenge]
2nd Place - "In this house, ethnic banter is accepted" [Jess defending herself regarding her use of various approaches to make her point]
3rd Place - "Ooh, I do love a Banker's Gamble." [A comment on Deal Or No Deal]
4th Place - "Black people are bad timekeepers - they're always late."
5th Place - "No! It just looks like two gays on the ice, doesn't it?" [Ref Jennifer Ellison and Daniel Whiston on Dancing On Ice, both dressed in black suits]
6th Place - "It's a pube, basically." [Jess's view of facial hair / a beard]
7th Place - "One of my mum's workmates gave her one." [A sourdough cake]
8th Place - "Because he's an unknown, no one knows him." [Ref Sebastien on Dancing On Ice]
9th Place - "I hate this, it's like we've all got amnesia or something - we've just watched it!" [Ref the recap of the performances on Dancing On Ice]
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