7.5.15 April Quotes

He's capable of that.  [Danny Murphy, commenting on what we'd all just seen a player do on Match of the Day; idiot]

Keep your hand on your ha'penny.  [Audrey, to Bethany, on Coronation Street]

I've put him in the bushes so he can rot naturally.  [Debs, ref Zebedee the (dead) finch]

Aw look, he's gone to his pig-ear boudoir.  [A drunken TMWSC regarding Larry's retiring to eat a pig's ear]

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