Beat Brothers
Bored after 3 seconds? YES! Good at tap dancing - undoubtedly! Do I give a cunting crap? NO. Being clever and accomplished at something doesn't, alas, make it a winning performance, or in any way engaging. All the 'encouraging' comments were two-faced bollocks. Speak the truth!
"If they get through, I will eat that table," said TMWSC to Mrs MWSC, pointing at the coffee table.
Time for a "quick break", apparently.
Nicole Shitslinger touting Muller Pud Corner was horrendous.
Chloe Louise Crawford
What a woman! Super.
Time for a "quick break", apparently.
Meer Kats being Kunts, yet again.
A trailer for 'Vicious' - completely shit TV on a platter!
Peter Lambert
This was 'odd' and not really up to the mark, let alone successful.
Misstasia
Four seconds in and I was as fucked off as a target at a firing squad. Awful! As for three-year-olds being the target audience, they should be in their cunting cots!
Time for a break.
Jonathan Lutwyche
Very, very good.
Time for a break.
Emma Jones
Perfect performance
Danny Posthill
Excellent
Time for a break
Jesse-Jane McParland
The wailing banshee arrived again to own the stage. I am not sure how this is suitable as a BGT act, though.
Calum Scott
Excellent.
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