It seems that nowadays, we are all expected to want toys when making a purchase of goods or services. For some strange reason, the cunts in charge of some companies feel obliged to tout their ware alongside offers of "free" toys. Why the cunting fuck my choice of insurance company might depend on getting a stupid children's toy I've no idea! I am certainly cuntin' confused on that score!
The current batch of 'offers' provides chances for me to gain all sorts of shit, including 'Brian'.
Why the hell would this make me opt for this insurance reseller? The bandwagon was jumped on, no doubt as a result of the dreaded meerkats, whose shenanigans on TV adverts have driver half the population crazy. The "Simples" bollocks is arguably the most irritating development in national advertising that has ever arisen; I preferred the 'Go Compare' bloke!
These cunts are the bane of my life, and the extent to which this clan has invaded the advertising world is simply deplorable. I have never, and will never, buy insurance from Compare the Market.
Then we come to Chuffin Fucking Churchill. "Chat to Churchill" my arse! The only thing about this company more annoying than the fucking dog is Dawn French; she's the ugly one of the two, if you need assistance with identification on the adverts. As for her referring to him as "Churchie", arghhhhhh!
There are many other examples of animals being used in advertising, most of which have no relevance at all to the product or service being promoted. There's a PG Tips Monkey, and it's possible to get a knitted version.
Neal (the sloth of Sofa Works renown) has also forced its way into our lives. Money Supermarket has an Elephant in the relentless advertising campaign - no idea why, though. Scottish Power seems to think we need to observe an Orangutan wandering around town, in order to consider buying electricity.
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