What a right shower! I have no idea what the criteria are for being given a spot on IACGMOOH but the requirements must be laughable.
Mark Wright - totally hates spiders and has a real phobia - so fuck off then!
Laila - why? This is the same old dear who was boring the arse off me in Dancing On Ice a while back; totally pointess. Note: She'll not be allowed to join in on some challenges on health ground, mark my words.
Joey Moron - this proves just how low ITV can sink.
Amy - the tits and fanny element for this year; yawn. Go and get a proper job.
A Westlife Bod - the interchangeable boy band entrant for this year; he should be on a stool somewhere, surely?
Addlington - from Olympic medallist to this - what a come-down.
Emanuel - sadly not the soft porn Emanuelle, but the tired, old dress designer, David, whose only claim to 'fame' was designing Diana's dress. How sad and shite - him, not the dress.
Steve Davies - he should be in a dark room somewhere, moving his balls around!
Pargeter - Emmerdale's gain is our loss; go back to the farm, luv.
Alfonso Rubio - the token Yank who we've never cared about, and never will after the end of November.
I will not be surprised to find further drop-outs dropping in, because it's now commonplace for the starting line-up to be padded out a few days in. Unless Tori Amos turns up with her piano, along with Bob Dylan and Holger Czukay, they can all suffer jungle fever.
Despite all of this, there's the weird prospect of being sucked into this bollocks, as usual, because the TV schedules get taken over, and Ant & Dec/Dick are simply funny and entertaining - more so than anyone else in or near the jungle.
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