I don't want gin. [Sue, in a moment of weirdness! 30th May 2015]
Worried by those in and around him. [Andy Townsend, regarding Tevez, and so taking the "in and around" obsession a bit too far]
When they drop it in and around Ramos. [AT again, suggesting the ball might go 'in' Ramos]
What you're hoping to extrapolate out is . . . [David Coulthard talking shite]
It will give him less of those tyres to use. [Ben Edwards commentating on Qualifying, and asserting that tyres counts as a mass noun, and ignoring correct English (Fewer)]
They've always got big knickers and no brain. [TMWSC]
I imagine that's what Shrek's shit looks like. [Leanne]
Well that's just the beginning of her problems, isn't it? [Mrs MWSC, after TMWSC said "She's got too many teeth" regarding a woman on TV accepting a BAFTA]
Them three lost their discipline. [Phil Neville]
Them three players had to sprint back. [Phil, again . . ]
This has been a question mark - his passing. [Martin Keown]
That knack of arriving at the right moment, at the right time. [Phil Neville]
There'll be a good deal of usable weather around, this weekend. [BBC Weather twat]
This just summed it off. [Alan Shearer, confusing 'rounded off' with 'summed it up']
That was also a figment of the game. [Steve Claridge)
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