I got a letter in the post confirming a revision (unrequested) to my account, and saying that if I did not want the supposed added benefit, I had to advise the bank before a certain date. After forcing work upon me for no good fucking reason, I had to call a number. I then had to obtain a fucking balance that I did not want before I got the option to hold for a cunt rather than a machine. However, I had to endure the machine telling me all sorts of bollocks while I was on hold - including "sorry for the wait, we will get you to one of our customer service team as quickly as we can" - REPEATEDLY!
I ignored the infomercials about travelling and debit cards, updating cunting systems, and tried hard not to become brain dead while absorbing muzak that ate cells.
After 17 cunting minutes, I hung up, and needed a beer!
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