Sunday 28 February 2016

28.2.16 Weather Bollocks




Generally a quiet picture

Rain slipping its way into northern England

Some punchy old showers

One or two spits and spots of rain

Fresh temperatures

Top temperatures are mild, 16 or 17

The weather will be trundling along

Rain is set to trundle its way north

Sleety snow

Pesky showers

Rain knocking on the door

Showers turning wintry

Some winteriness on the hills


These are all quotes or extracts from weather forecasts, in which presenters talk bollocks, and display no competence in English let alone meteorology.

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