For over three years, Bertie has been munching on the grass in the churchyard, at Emmanuel Parish Church in Saltburn. Not the most exciting life for a sheep, but useful in keeping the grass down, and mildly entertaining for onlookers. But now the end is near. Apparently the twats at the local church council have identified Bertie as a "health and safety" risk. As far as I'm concerned, there's more risk to health and sanity by entering the church and listening to the tripe uttered inside and there ever could be from a tethered sheep!
The world's gone cuntin' mad!
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