8.11.14 Strictly Come Dancing

"Oh no he isn't . . . Oh yes he is."  The presenting style of Tess Daly is simply pathetic, with forced oohs and aahhs being extracted from the audience when someone has to go home.

Anyway, enough of the loudmouth presenter who has most surely to come a poor third to Zoe Ball and Claudia Winkleman.

Simon Webbe was surprisingly good this week!  For someone so close to going out on more than one occasion, he's certainly managed to turn things around.  33/40

Caroline Flack was less impressive than she usually is.  31/40

Jake [Max from Eastenders] performed a Rumba.  He could never have matched the wonderful spectre and actions of Janette's legs, but he did do quite well.  "Spatulistic" hands, said Craig.  27/40
  
Judy Murray is famous for . . . . well . . . being someone's mum.  Sadly she has managed to encourage enough idiots on sofas to vote, for her still to be in the competition.

The travesty is that she is so stiff and unable to dance.  Even Anton is determined to introduce as many lifts as possible in every dance, jut to keep the biddy's feet off the fucking floor because they have less idea of what they are supposed to do than a cunt in a nunnery.

"You delivered what's expected of you . . . nothing," said Bruno last week.  He was so right, but sadly Cruella Deville survived.  In 1967 there was a film called 'The Plank' and Anton was moving her around like SHE was a fucking plank.  "Re-imagining dance as we know it," said Bruno this week.  There was simply NO 'dancing' in this pathetic 90 seconds.  The mention of Andy Murray was out of order; he is NOT FUCKING INVOLVED!  18/40

Sunetra Sarker was reasonably good with her foxtrot.  She's a middle runner, but as we run out of contestants, she'll be  susceptible to ejection.  31/40

Alison Hammond is, unfortunately, another middle-order bit of padding (a lot of padding) and somehow she scored 27/40.

Mark Wright is another middle-order player, waiting to go in a couple of weeks or so.  31/40

Frankie Bridge was very entertaining, and moved fantastically.  How Craig managed to say "Your worst dance yet" is surprising!  32/40

Pixie Lott was very good, as usual.  How can you not love her dancing? 36/40

Steve Somebody-or-other was dancing with Ola (lucky chap) and did very well.  28/40

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