Judy Murray again bored the arse off me with a pathetic presence, moving to a crap songs about a kite. Judy is of course not a celebrity, but is instead "somebody's mum". This qualification for being part of the programme is nearly as dodgy as the performance, week on week.
"Anton got you travelling and turning," said Darcy. Anton would have done better to turn her round, stick her on a train to Kirkcaldy and wave her off. How the fuck Bruno and Len both gave her a cunting SEVEN. Disgraceful.
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Aside from the relentless use of the word "attack" by Darcy, as if that's any sort of relevant fucking skill or technical term, there were a few other comments of note:
"Like a small man at a urinal - you've got to get up on your toes," said Len.
"My heart was in my mouth," said Tess at some point. PLENTY of Room!
"There was an animal in you," said Darcy regarding Pixie Lott. Rabbit?
Caroline Flack's dress was themed on the Union Flag, but sadly the dressmaker managed to let herself down; the white strips either side of the diagonal red lines were equal, rather than the leading (clockwise) one being thicker.
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