28.10.14 Cheryl's Name and CJD

It turns out that Ian Royce referred to the judge as Cheryl Cole during the warm up for the results show last Sunday.  Heaven help us!  What a fucking travesty.  Cheryl was very annoyed, apparently, because she has been a Fernandez-Versini for a few months, and doesn't appreciate people still using 'Cole'.  How strange then that we have been expected for the FOUR years since her divorce from Ashley Cole in 2010 to call her 'Cole' instead of 'Tweedy'.  You want your cake and you want to eat it, I'd say; you can't have it both ways, CCTV

As per her latest single, I Don't Care.  Cheryl Tweedy Cole, Ex-Cole but still Cole, Fernandez-Versini needs to chill a bit, considering the mickey she has in effect been taking for so long.

Elsewhere (well, on ITV2 actually) another person with too many names has been rather limp in her performance.  Sarah-Jane Crawford is struggling a bit, especially in the session where she takes questions for the panel from the public.  The amateurish handling of the process is highlighting a deficiency in the SJC abilities.  Possibly a case of CJD then?

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