I have collected some more examples of pathetic English, grammar and fuckwittery. Yes, that last word is made up, but considering what so many cunts get away with, I feel I have the right to create a decent way of referring to the culprits.
At this present in time - Dione Dublin
MI5 have published its own version .... Evan Davis R4
It's interesting to note the words choosed - John Sopel
You have to execute accurately - Rugby pundit
When they got the ball they really utilised it - Pundit Kathy (Women's Rugby)
In and around his feet - Alan Shearer (in his feet ??)
In and around the keeper - Martin Keown (in the keeper ??)
You deserve to be in the later half of this competition - Ashley Banjo (meaning latter)
Temperatures still mild - BBC weather .... weather can be mild, but not temperatures
With the wind direction coming from the North East - Louise Lear (the wind comes from the North East, not the wind direction, Louise)
With a cold wind sinking its way in - Lucy Verasamy
The odd bit or piece of rain - BBC1 weather
The costs of wages and rents are cheaper - total claptrap
One of these have got to get it - Stephen Mulhern
The garden is entering into the house - Monty Don
Game over, to all extents and purposes - Chris Sculley (meaning "intents")
Cematoriums - John Irvine ITV News, utterly failing to say "crematoria"
Ausvitch - John Irvine, twice unable to pronounce where he was on ITV News - WTF?
Swindon have retook the lead - Sohail Sahi on BBC1 Final Score
It's very difficult when a child kills themselves - unattributed
Ainsley Harriott's Special Menu
It takes between 10 and 15 years for a tree to bear their fruit
I'm gonna season that up
Just sauteing those off
They're cooking down beautifully
As soon as that starts to melt down (butter in a pan)
It's going to reduce down - let that bubble down
You can see that's reduced right down now
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