Most pundits and commentators suffer from a serious deficiency in grammar, common sense and the ability to make decent contributions. Here's a selection of the tripe that they relay in the course of their various roles, and unbelievably they get paid a lot of money for it.
Henderson came off his perch
Glenn Hoddle
Danny rose has gotta be really careful now and play within himself
Glenn Hoddle
That's two shots from either player that have been top drawer
MOTD commentator
Don't be surprised if them two, including Fernandinho, continues in the back four
Phil Neville
He's beginning to show the kind of form that I think he can do
Phil Neville
Next up, the teams who've had the least amounts of goals
Gary Lineker
As a keeper, you've got to hold your hands up
Paul Ince
Even though they lost the fewest amount of matches
Sports Reporter on BBC News
We were sat in and around their fans
Martin Keown
Play positive
Jermaine Jenas
His feet are like paint brushes
Martin Keown
Watford will be kicking theirselves if they let this run away from them
MOTD Commentator
They will have to face a game that neither of them want
Alistair Mann
They work as a tandem
Paul Ince
They wasn't poor but they wasn't quite at the races
Jermaine Jenas
Zuma was in and around him
Ian Wright
The goalkeepers can really make a hero for themselves
Ian Osment
He give them such an option
Danny Murphy
Everyone in the stadium are up on their feet
MOTD Commentator
Look at the players in and around him
Dion Dublin
With a number of Newcastle players in and around him
Alan Shearer
On the right hand side, whether it was Iwobi or Awellbeck
Alan Shearer
Getting themselves into those situations are hard enough
Jermaine Jenas
There's nothing that VAR have seen to change the decision
MOTD Commentator
Provided VAR don't see a reason
MOTD Commentator
Look at the amount of bodies they get forward
Jermaine Jenas
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