Sunday 14 January 2018

14.1.18 Unnecessarily Long

For some reason, those in charge of BBC4 are determined to present us with programmes which have unnecessarily long titles.  Perhaps this is thought to compensate for the boring nature of the content, or perhaps the schedulers feel they have to explain exactly what the programmes are all about because otherwise we would not be able to work it out.

BBC4

The Race for the World's First Atomic Bomb: A Thousand Days of Fear
Timeshift: The People's Liners - Britain's Lost Pleasure Fleets
The Celts: Blood, Iron and Sacrifice with Alice Roberts and Neil Oliver
The Secret Life of Books: Confessions of an English Opium Eater
The Fairytale Castles of King Ludwig II with Dan Cruickshank
Better Than The Original: The Joy of the Cover Version
Je t'aime: The Story of French Song with Petula Clark
Annabel's Nightclub: A String of Naked Lightbulbs
Named and Shamed: Greatest Celebrity Scandals
Performance Live: Why It's Kicking Off Everywhere
Harry Potter and Whatever Absolute Fucking Bollocks He Is Involved In This Time
Bear About The House: Living With My Supersized Pet
Booze, Bar Crawls and Bulgaria: Stacey Dooley Investigates
Hits, Hype And Hustle: An Insider's Guide To The Music Business
Play It Loud: The Story Of The Marshall Amp
Henry VIII's Enforcer: The Rise And Fall Of Thomas Cromwell
Art, Passion And Power: The Story Of The Royal Collection
Catching History's Criminals: The Forensics Story
Anjelica Huston On James Joyce: A Shout In The Street
Timeshift: How To Be Sherlock Homes - The Many Faces Of A Master Detective
The New Builds Are Coming: Battle in the Countryside

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