30.12.17 The Reason Is Because

People who can allegedly cook should do so without telling us about it, UNLESS they can cunting well speak English.  There is a muppet on TV as I type who repeatedly uses "the reason is because" which is simply horrendous.  If I were as useless, I'd be saying:

The reason you are a twat is because you cannot use the language.

However, I would not do so.  It is grammatically wrong - a howler.  Rather, I would go for one of the following two options to make my point to Mr Ainsworth.

The reason you are a twat is that you cannot use the language

You are a twat because you cannot use the language

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