The only sausage I ever wanted was your father's. [Old woman in Lidl, talking to her daughter and son-in-law]
Millionaire underwear typhoon Michelle Mone . . . [Mail Online, meaning 'tycoon']
It is still prudent to air on the side of how it can be related to the role. [Mail Online, again displaying journalism and English ability of the lowest standard]
We're down to the last four, which means that one of you will just miss out on being in the top three. [Declan Donnelly, on BGT]
Gilded with gold. [Twat on Radio 4]
I don't like being lopsided. [Mrs MWSC, referring to carrying shopping bags]
In and around the pink ball. [Ken Doherty, being an idiot while commentating on the snooker]
If Ding gets his teeth in front . . . [Steve Davis at The Crucible]
They've found a new "specie". [Allegedly intelligent woman archaeologist on Radio 4]
You've got two minutes; it's high octane! [Mark Durden-Smith on Freeze Out, a painfully awful and laboured quiz show]
They are all numerically numbered. [Worker on Grand Designs, who was dismantling something brick by brick, but not managing to appreciate 'numbered' needs no qualifier of 'numerically]
Recommending the very epicentre of Scotland. [Paul Murton on BBC2 being a wanker with his use of language and pretentious blurb - there had not been an earthquake, by the way]]
Has he been carcerated ? [Mother of TMWSC about the dog, meaning to say 'castrated']
Supporting a nutritional foundation for life. [SMA advert, saying shit-all]
Everything's lopsided if there are two of them: bollocks; tits; curtains [TMWSC]
It seems to be deja vu all over again. [Robert Peston, arse, on Radio 4]
I'll never forget that film, what was it? [Mrs MWSC]
It was maroony pinky red. [Debbie DW talking shit]
You'd put your foot in it if you could find it. [TMWSC to Debbie DW]
I'm lacking in the neck department. [Paloma Faith]
I quite like having a big one from time to time. [Mrs MWSC]
If you're awake, you drink. [Mrs MWSC]
Fuck off with your shrinking kids. [TMWSC]
I'm not gonna die if I don't have a copper bat. [TMWSC]
Always keep away from children. [Advert for Ariel, referring to the product rather than kids]
It was maroony pinky red. [Debbie DW talking shit]
You'd put your foot in it if you could find it. [TMWSC to Debbie DW]
I'm lacking in the neck department. [Paloma Faith]
I quite like having a big one from time to time. [Mrs MWSC]
If you're awake, you drink. [Mrs MWSC]
Fuck off with your shrinking kids. [TMWSC]
I'm not gonna die if I don't have a copper bat. [TMWSC]
Always keep away from children. [Advert for Ariel, referring to the product rather than kids]
Do they work? [TMWSC to DDW after she announced her new boyfriend has nice eyes]
It has weakened its strength. [Narrator on The Ice Hotel]
For Arka, it's deja vu all over again. [Narrator on The Ice Hotel]
Fuck off with your cinnamon. [Debbie DW]
You can't change history but you can change the future. [Darts commentator, profound indeed]
It would have been worse if senior managers had been fingered. [Radio 4, ref J Savile report]
If you don't come and have a look at these things, you won't see it will you. [Anon]
I've got to kill this, I've got to smash it. [First pathetic words of Vivica Jade on The Voice]
I don't bother with popcorn. [TMWSC]
I struggle if I hit the back of my throat with my toothbrush! [Mrs MWSC after discussing the Britain's Got Talent amazing sword swallower]
She's like a marrow with legs. [TMWSC regarding the woman with Pudsey on BGT]
I'm vaguely at war. [Sue Scarrott]
I must have a bigger right knee, or do more on it. [Jess, after TMWSC highlighted worn trousers]
Here's another numerical stat. [Twat weather forecaster on Radio 4]
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It has weakened its strength. [Narrator on The Ice Hotel]
For Arka, it's deja vu all over again. [Narrator on The Ice Hotel]
Fuck off with your cinnamon. [Debbie DW]
You can't change history but you can change the future. [Darts commentator, profound indeed]
It would have been worse if senior managers had been fingered. [Radio 4, ref J Savile report]
If you don't come and have a look at these things, you won't see it will you. [Anon]
I've got to kill this, I've got to smash it. [First pathetic words of Vivica Jade on The Voice]
I don't bother with popcorn. [TMWSC]
I struggle if I hit the back of my throat with my toothbrush! [Mrs MWSC after discussing the Britain's Got Talent amazing sword swallower]
She's like a marrow with legs. [TMWSC regarding the woman with Pudsey on BGT]
I'm vaguely at war. [Sue Scarrott]
I must have a bigger right knee, or do more on it. [Jess, after TMWSC highlighted worn trousers]
Here's another numerical stat. [Twat weather forecaster on Radio 4]
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