1 - "It's boy band legend Abz from 5ive." [Philip Schofield on Mr & Mrs in cloud cuckoo land]
2 - "These food bags are for food, aren't they? [Jess]
3 - "If that dog could talk, she'd be useless." [Maria, ref Ashley, of Ashley & Pudsey fame]
4 - "The Voice is literally the Olympics of singing." [Danny O'Donoghue talking bollocks]
5 - "That is one shit burger." [Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen USA]
6 - "I've never punched a horse." [TMWSC]
7 - "They get in 'em, you know." [Jess, reference cats and carrier bags]
8 - "Have you got room in there to fuck yourself?" [Aly, with a variation of an old favourite]
9 - "The dark orangey bits will stay on the map." [Lucy Versamy dumbing down her weather forecast]
10 - "The weather fronts still dangle down on Thursday." [Alex Deakin dumbing down his weather forecast]
11 - "We're not particularly weird in the finger department, are we." [Aly]
12 - "We believe he has a fundamental right to sunbathe." [Ricardo Patinc, the Ecuadorian Foreign Minister, regarding Julian Assange]
13 - "Do you want me to taste one of your nuggets?" [Adam]
14 - " We've got a massive problem with worklessness in this country." [Ed Miliband on Radio 4, creating a stupid term and talking shit]
15 - "It is necessary to accept this was systematised action." [Another Radio 4 contribution]
16 - "See what will be credible to the electorate who add up the sums." [Radio 4 shit, yet again]
17 - "I'm not worried, Nel - whack it in. [Jess - ref tea in a cup]
18 - "It sounded something like you'd trodden on its windpipe." [Sue, to TMWSC]
Other gibberish involved reference to, among very many examples:
A ray of colours, rather than an array of colours
Awareance instead of awareness
A mindfield instead of a minefield
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