1 - "Don't do that or I'll come and leave a log on your pillow." [Nicky]
2 - "Ooo, I do like a good ride." [Jess - referring to a rollercoaster]
3 - "I've got some running to do now - but I will be back." [Charlie - age 3]
4 - "Ooo, look at you in your shirt." [Faye - age 23 - to TMWSC, who was wearing a shirt]
5 - "I've got a girthy neck." [Liam]
6 - "They never have it off for more than half an hour." [James, ref the Spanish water supply]
7 - "I've been nowhere to walk into nothing." [Derek]
8 - "A hairy man's a happy man, a hairy wife's a witch." [Derek]
9 - "It burns the nostrils in your nose." [Derek]
10 - "Shut up! Get a bit more global!" [Sue]
11 - "He doesn't even make a good bad character." [Sue, ref an Emmerdale actor]
12 - "What about Golden Balls?" [Sue, referring to the programme, not Derek]
13 - "If you were a bird, you'd be a Zebra Finch." [Liam, to TMWSC]
14 - "I had Ikea Thumb." [TMWSC, confirming his ailment resulting from using a small allen key]
15 - "We come to the tear-sodden, juddering climax." [Boris Johnson]
16 - "He permanently had an 'I've just been swimming' look about him." [TMWSC, commenting on a boy at school]
Grammar Cock-ups and Complete Nonsense
1 - "Each and every one of you are . . . . ." [Nicole Scherzinger]
2 - "The ECB has to ensure that every i and t is crossed." [Radio 4 News]
3 - "He was charged with mass murder and threw into jail." [ITV News reporter]
4 - "Everyone's talking about it, but only Avon have it." [TV Advert]
5 - "They'd rather implicate an innocent people." [Interviewee on ITV News]
6 - "He discovered the 18 bodies that were systematically killed." [ITV News reporter]
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