Somebody give this guy a Nobel Peace Prize; he's split the atom with that dive. [Red Bull Cliff Diving commentator, Andy Shepherd]
I've been in and out in three minutes before. [TMWSC, talking about getting a haircut!]
Looking takes it out of you. [TMWSC, feeling tired and overheated after looking everywhere for his mislaid phone.]
You've got to misplace a sausage at some time or another. [Chris D.]
It was one hundred million per cent her choice. [Kym Marsh regarding her daughter's participation in The Voice UK and rather upping the stakes]
He gave it a little toe peck. [Trevor Sinclair]
In and around the last third. [Trevor Sinclair]
You can have an interludinal sausage. [TMWSC regarding the eating of a sausage during an interlude]
They were missing their most two influential players. [Alan Shearer, who else?]
It's enough to give your arsehole a headache. [Stephen Webb on Gogglebox]
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