Davina's dismal display of dire dross on ice and snow was at 'semi-final' stage this evening, something that apparently meant six contestants were fighting for a place in the'final' that would include five of them. WTF? Since when do we move up from the previous maximum [four, for example in the 'final' of Strictly Come Dancing] ?
Davina was inducting the contestants into the 'hall of fame' on The Jump, and it started to become apparent that everyone was going to be recognised for something or other. Sure enough, Heather Mills was suddenly in the frame [literally, as the inductions involved Davina putting framed pictures on a wall].
TMWSC: "What? Just because she hasn't got a leg - pathetic !"
Mrs MWSC: "Prosthetic !"
The tension was slacker than a whore's cunt, as we waited to see who would be leaving, from JB Gill, Louise Thompson and the insufferable Chloe Madeley.
As the programme was ending, Davina dragged Chloe's parents into proceedings - why, I've no fucking idea. It was certainly not for the confirmation provided by Judy Finnegan that she was calm:
"I felt completely zenned out," said the bag lady.
Louise jumped 17m and JB managed 13.5m, so was eliminated. Five in the Final tomorrow then. The oompahs and yodels commenced as the credits rolled. Piste off.
...
No comments:
Post a Comment