Tuesday 3 February 2015

3.2.15 Daily Mail Female Farce - February


The Daily Mail has quite simply sunk to levels of pure trash when it comes to reporting on the various and vacuous lives of so-called celebrities and their appearances.  What seems to be an obsession by the DM is made rather worse by the obvious limitations of any real ability within the ranks of employees to relay details without adopting formulaic statements that confirm how fucked-up the world is.  So much attention is paid to women whose incessant cravings for publicity are rewarded on a daily basis.  It is no wonder there are so many women made to feel shit about themselves, with all this going on.  With so much attention devoted to preening prats, there is simply no real hope for normal people.

The following lines are all extracted from the Mail Online details available for just one day's "news" . . today, actually.  See if you can spot the theme, and the pathetic level of reporting/content.


Brooke Burke-Charvet flaunts her incredibly toned legs
Eva Longoria shows off her toned legs
Josie Gibson highlights her trim physique
Gisele Bundchen shows off her lean physique
Adriana Lima shows off enviable legs
Karlie Kloss and Adriana Lima show off their sexy figures
Britney Spears displays her taut curves
Alex Gerrard displays her toned physique
Miranda Kerr flaunts her toned stomach and legs
Charlotte Crosby flaunts her fit and slender figure
Gigi Hadid shows off her incredible figure
Make-up free Elisabetta Canalis shows off her toned figure
Charlotte McKinney flaunts toned torso and ample cleavage
Kim Kardashian posts flashback photo of her toned abs
Lily Allen draws attention to her toned abs
Kelly Brook reveals slimmed down-frame but highlights her ample chest
Kourtney Kardashian debuts amazing post-baby body
Claire Sweeney shows off her post-baby body
Rosamund Pike showcases trim post-pregnancy figure
Courteney Cox showcases her natural complexion
Ellie Goulding showcases her athletic prowess
Millie Mackintosh opts for dramatic slashed-to-the-thigh dress
Emily Ratajkowski takes the plunge in cleavage-baring dress
Paris Hilton flashes her cleavage as she goes braless
Megan Fox flashes her skin in plunging purple gown
Naomi Campbell flashes her underwear and endless legs
Gigi Hadid shows off her incredible beach body




As if all the above were not ample demonstration of a fucked-up world, there is one further headline caption offered by the Mail Online that is simply awful:

Pose with a mirror, keep your chin down and take 300 photos: Kim Kardashian reveals how to take the perfect selfie.

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