When you think there are no depths left to scrape, weather people love to give us a surprise, and after the annoying-as-fuck term "cold snap" it seems we are lumbered with inappropriate and continual use of a pathetic term - "weather bomb".
The cunts who seem to think weather presenting is somehow a passport to worthiness delight in telling us so much in the way of shit information that I wonder how they sleep at night. Not content with incessant references to "chillier temperatures", "freezing temperatures", "colder temperatures", "warmer temperatures", "milder temperatures","hotter temperatures" and "fresher temperatures", these cunts are currently obsessed with telling me how the sunshine is "wintry", and that some showers might "turn wintry".
I recently found myself agog at one of these idiots telling me "The weather front retreats back," but easily resisted any urge to look up a definition of 'retreat'. Yet presenters persist with their shite, and troubled expressions, feigned intellect when there's a little bit of explanation volunteered to help the supposed thickos understand this complex situation. The patronising cunts dare to tell me to wrap up warm, and take care on the roads. There is a general assumption that rain is nasty and sunshine is good, and we are all supposed to give thanks and praise to the deliverer of any message that include a chance of some sun.
The weather will quieten down after Wednesday and be drier, but it will stay cold. [Meteorlogist Mark Wilson, introducing noise levels to his forecasting]
Becky Mantin has just waffled for a couple of minutes, talking shit, and had the nerve to wink when she said goodbye. Having referred to an improvement in "the second half of the weekend" [so that's Sunday then, eh?] she tried so hard via ludicrous intonation to be engaging and interesting. This whole failure-of-a-forecast got off to the worst start with the on-screen caption for tomorrow that said "Quiet at first", as if there some sort of cunting noise level element to her role at ITV.
I am wondering what constitutes a "thundery shower", something which is obviously different from "showers and thunder".
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