1 - Why was Ellie Goulding's song Burn even in the running for Best Single at the BRITs?
2 - How did London Grammar not win the Breakthrough Act at the BRITs?
3 - Why does ITV show 703 trailers per week, for Mr Selfridge?
4 - What sort of wood is Stephen Tompkinson made of?
5 - Why does David Bowie think his opinion on Scottish independence is worth a jot, a Haggis or a Yorkshire Pudding, considering he lives in America?
6 - Will the rather distasteful Harriet Harman finally get her just desserts?
7 - Why do I have to listen to cuntish shite from people in robes and silly hats, who are interfering without first getting themselves in order. The Church of England and and the Catholic Church, represented by the Archbishop of Canterbury and his underlings, and the Archbishop of Westminster (a Cardinal from yesterday onwards) are on dodgy ground when they criticise the government, when they sit on millions of pounds, and seem to expect taxpayers to pay for the idle. The moaning about food bank dependency is simply erroneous/illogical. Stick to fucking praying, eh!
8 - Why is Wayne Rooney being paid £300,000 per week for the next few years? Obscene!
9 - Why do I have to see pictures and news about Coleen Rooney - ever?
10 - Why is extra publicity given to the horrendous 'White Dee' from Benefits Street?
11 - a) Why has Maria Miller not resigned yet? b) Will she have the decency to resign?
12 - Will Tony Blair ever be brought to justice?
13 - When will Robert Mugabe hurry up and die?
14 - Who has decided I must be plagued by the incessant media attention given over to useless, and/or annoying, and/or talentless, and/or irritating, and/or egotistical women such as: Rita Ora, Rihanna, Beyonce, Katie Perry, Ellie Goulding, Katie Price, Kate Moss, Kelly Brook, Kardashians, Naomi Campbell, Lily Allen, Cheryl Tweedy/Cole, Peaches Geldof, Cara Delevingne and Miley Cyrus.
15 - Marouane Fellaini - Why?
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