2.2.14 January Quotes of the Month

1   - "It's not the place for girls."  [Jess, in reference to the local tip]

2   - "You were on the top board; it doesn't get higher than that."  [Andy on Splash!]

3   - "I've never seen a pair of triplets."  [Aly]

4   - "Licensed to thrill, it's Vernon Kay."  [Voice over, on Splash! talking shit]

5   - "Deirdre's coming to the salon tomorrow for a quick touch up."  [Audrey on Corrie]

6   - "Technically brilliant - two footed."  [Danny Murphy on MOTD ref a footballer]

7   - "The quality just keeps on coming."  [Christine Bleakley, lying on Dancing On Ice]

8   - "Sergio Aguero is imminent."  [Football commentator with an unusual comment]

9   - "Blackburn have got players that can handle the ball."  [Not much good unless they are goalkeepers]

10 - "I'm going in with the lemon."  [Jamie Oliver, pretending he's in a SWAT team]

11 - "You're synchronicity was together."  [Ashley Roberts on Dancing On Ice] 
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