Bottle
A bottle was thrown at a car in Durham, and nine-year-old Abbie is injured from the resultant smashed car window.
Drugs
Police chase a car and the sone of Danielle Westbrook's (ex-cocaine addict and example to kids everywhere) is arrested. At 17, he's on his way.
FGM
Genital mutilation of young women and girls is going on in the UK. Why are those who perform the deed not behind bars for life?
Stabbed
Connor Tremble, 17, was stabbed last Thursday in Oxford, and has since died. What a tragedy, and even the death sentence for the 20-year-old who's been arrested would do nothing to change things.
Arches
The Archbishop of Canterbury criticised the government at the end of last year, from his pompous and rich environs, and simply talking out of turn. Now the Archbishop of Westminster has done the same thing. Fuck off, both, and attend to other matters, and leave politics to the politicians. I am sure there is a scandal that needs your attention. Alternatively, rather than whinging about help for the poor, why are you not preaching against the evils of lying and claiming benefits to which there is no entitlement. If you're worried about the poor, give some of your hundreds of millions of pounds to the genuinely needy members of society, and don't expect taxpayers (you of course don;t qualify on that score) to continue doing your work!
Stabbed
Dean Mayley was 24 but with a mental age of 9. He was stabbed and murdered as he got off a bus. Two 17-year-olds have been arrested. What a sickening cuntish crime and consequence. Life should mean life for both attackers, but again, it will do nothing to brink back Dean or deter other cunts from stabbing people.
Expenses
The latest picture of an MP who has allegedly defrauded taxpayers via expense claims that don't hold water (a bit like the Thames). Maria Miller is being criticised for gaining £90,000 for the usual "I will claim expenses for a house I don't need/use while living in a different one" and this time there's a twist because her parents live in the house that's the subject of the expenses claim! Typical shit from an MP, who is trying very hard to defend a position that's so morally wrong, it defies common sense. My own take is rather less on the outrage regarding £90,000 claimed, which she no doubt saw as part of the package of being an MP - in line with so many other MPs of the "self-serving" variety - but more on the outrage that goes with her being shit at her job. Despite her poor performance from day one, the fact that she is female is being used quite wrongly. Promoted above her capabilities, there's now an 'outcry' (it seems) that this latest inquisition might make her occupation of a higher position impossible. Well, too fucking bad. The shortage of women is not a reason to condone shit personal behaviour or to promote because she has a cunt and not a prick.
Valentine's Day
The Marine Beach Restaurant was perhaps not the best venue for couple hoping to enjoy and celebrate Valentine's Day. I would suggest that when there are gigantic storms hitting the UK, and widespread desolation, a meal in a restaurant just yards from the raging seas is not really the best location - unless the male is hoping to sandblast some wrinkles from the face of his loved one. Shingle broke the windows before the sea water came washing in. People have suffered loss, injury and death as a result of storms, but there is still an appetite for inviting grief, as it would seem from the actions of some who insist on travelling unnecessarily, and on putting themselves in silly positions. 32 people had to be rescued.
Silly Maps
The UK is still swamped, and to emphasise this, there is no shortage of silly pictorial displays of the crisis affecting millions. Yes, there are maps (like the one above) that are simply stupid and allow the viewers not an ounce of sense as they try to glean information. Basically, the CIC* would have us believe it's Armageddon. [When I was a kid, this level of coverage would have been the result of a 'blockbuster' bomb.]
Scotland
It seems stupidity prevails in Scotland, as two walkers have to be searched for after going missing. They have been found safe and well, after causing concern and unnecessary efforts by numerous rescuers. In case anyone was ever in doubt about the dangers of walking in bad weather (aside from the two twats) there has been a statement issued by (for some strange reason) the Minister for Sport and Commonwealth Games (Shona Robison). "Lives can easily be lost", apparently. Thanks, Shona - back to your hoopla, eh?
Benefits Street
Even the street sign has been nicked. What a sad fucking situation.
Weather
Forecasters are loving their moments of glory, and enjoying feeling important. The flirty Lucy is certainly loving the limelight, as ever.
[ * CIC = Cunts In Charge ]
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