Wednesday 1 February 2012

1.2.12 January Jess of the Month

1st Place - "I have that Eastenders bird as this year's sack of tatties"  [Commenting on Laila's inclusion in the line-up for Dancing On Ice]

2nd Place - "Who's Beau Parl?"  [Not quite in sync, with no awareness of the Bhopal disaster]

3rd Place - "I can't believe you ever tried a samosa, especially as it's a triangle"  [To TMWSC]

4th Place - "If Liam was on Guess Who and someone says 'Does he have a beard?' you wouldn't flick him down"  [Arguing over what length of facial hair constitutes having a beard]

5th Place - "It constitutes a beard when it's off the face"  [Further clarification]

6th Place - "Men have bladders like camels"  [Meaning men can store loads of liquid]

7th Place - "You'd be constantly looking at people's exhausts, you're that low down"  [Explaining why she would never want to own a sports car]

8th Place - "Effin boom!"  [Text message, after Middlesbrough scored against Sunderland]

9th Place - "You going on a bin run?"  [To TMWSC, referring so putting a carrier bag of kitchen waste into the dustbin by the back door - hardly a momentous escapade worthy of being called a 'Bin Run']

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