3.2.12 Top Totty

The House of Commons bar has had one of its beers removed from sale, after a complaint from Kate Green.  She is the 'shadow equalities' minister, and clearly takes her role of pain-in-the-arse quite seriously.  She protested, and demanded that the beer be taken off the shelves, and apparently called for a debate on "dignity at work in Parliament".  Get a life, you sour twat.

The Top Totty ale is described as a "stunning blonde beer, full bodied with a voluptuous hop aroma".  It lasted just three days on sale in Strangers Bar, before the over-reaction of Ms Green led to its removal.  If this woman is so fucking up tight, then I dare say that it is hell having anything to do with her.  As the local UKIP MP said: "This suggests that to be in favour of equality you must be sour-faced insult-searching misery".  What a fucking excellent quote, Mr Nattrass - well done!

Meanwhile, I would like to advocate my own rather daring ale, which has a rather more offensive name, one that I am quite sure Ms Green will not fully appreciate!

Apologies for reposting a photo or two, but it rather fits the story, and whilst the Strangers Bar at the Houses of Parliament might not be too keen to sell this brand and incur the wrath of Ms Green, I am quite sure another establishment would be up for it . . . .

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