Sunday, 12 February 2012

12.2.12 Shearer Shocker

We all know Alan Shearer talks fluent gibberish (if that isn't an oxymoron, he certainly is).  Tonight on Match of the Day, he managed a classic contribution, when talking about Thierry Henry.

"I know there was one or two question marks asked."

I really don't know where to start with this one, so I simply won't.  I am sure that my skirting boards are more articulate than Alan Shearer, although they of course contain less wood.

PS: I also think I've seen more hair on a hard boiled egg - what's going on Alan?  The little he has got resembles the picture in Saturday's paper, showing a guy having a tattoo to replicate hair, albeit a 'No.1'

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