1st Place - "You associate technophobe with computers, but in Dad's case it's a toaster" [Liam]
2nd Place - "Aw, Jess, you really like stuffing . . balls . . " [Debs]
3rd Place - "Wouldn't you be better off in your own shop, luv?" [Brian, working on the checkout at the Co-op, to a customer wearing a T-shirt with Tesco written on it]
4th Place - "He hasn't even shut the door and he's bloody reaching over for his bible" [TMWSC, commenting on H in his desperation to get hold of his book]
5th Place - "Would you like me to put one between your toes? [Aly, ref prawns she was de-shelling]
6th Place - "Fungal my arse!" [Liam, after Jess described something as Fungal]
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