Saturday, 8 October 2011

8.10.11 September Jess of the Month

1st Place -  "Sometimes I have to stand in the yard to cool down"

2nd Place -  "What about oregano, isn't that a spice?  [Ref it not being possible to spell 'CUNT' with the spice pots printed with big initial letters at Morrisons, as there isn't one with beginning with 'U']

3rd Place -  "Yeah, but I don't go in cheek first"  [Commenting on hot baths]

4th Place -  "Is she gonna swing round that post as well?"  [Ref a woman walking quickly and purposefully along a Spanish street, behind an old man who was exercising by walking backwards and forwards, swinging round a post at the end of his short 'course']

5th Place -  "Thick men don't read"

6th Place -  Views on Zombies: three in a row

a)  "Black people make crap zombies; you can't see their make-up"

b)  "That is actually a compliment though, because they really need the make up"

c)  "They look much better dead than white people"

[ We all know what she meant but she treads a thin line, though with total innocence ]

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