1st "He's a nipple toucher, that's why his hand's down his top." [Faye]
2nd "Marcus is taking me up the bistro tonight." [Antony Cotton/Sean in Coronation St]
3rd "Aesthetic? Isn't that, like, fake? [Faye]
4th "They must come over the net like a yellow banana." [Nick Mullins, ref Nadal's shots]
5th "Bacon's slippery, Dad. Fuck off." [Liam]
6th "I knew there was something Zetec about it." [Jess, showing awareness of her Ford Fiesta]
7th "After searching the area with a canine dog." [Policeman on America's Serial Killer, Channel 5]
8th "It's not like he's one of the greatest lettuce hunters." [TMWSC ref Larry the Basset Hound]
9th "He carries a large petrol tank around with him." [Nick Mullins, ref Djokovic at Wimbledon]
10th "Accidents are never easy." [Carol Smillie, on advert for Winn Solicitors. Yes they are, Carol, it's dealing with them that can be a problem]
Grammar Error Supplement G!
11th "One of you are going to have to make the first move." [Woman on Emmerdale]
12th "Michelle lays down the itinery." [Narrator on Holiday Showdown - itinery?]
13th "I've been to much worser places." [Woman on Holiday Showdown]
14th "I don't want him to think he's gotten away with this." [Peter Barlow turning all Amercian on Coronation St]
15th "If a learner driver wants to practice, what's the minimum age the person with them needs to be? [Question on The Chase]
16th "Charlie started assisting at the age of 14, siting the reasons that he wanted to give something back." [Official Olympics 2012 website, showing ignorance ref 'citing', and being unable to count]
17th "Britain name their squad for the Olympic football." [Radio 2 - does they, indeed!]
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